Cong (The Smash-crash)Source Divine Mysteries pg. 312No place where Cong appears remains calm. One can notice them from ten miles away due to their cacophonous presence. Cong, the Smash-crash, is one of the few goblin hero-gods who often presents themself in avatar form, and then only to those who have a great prank in mind and need an extra hand to carry it out. Cong’s appearance is that of a
goblin with a multitude of trinkets attached to every available part of their body, each a different instrument for noise or pranking. They are mainly popular among children and the most chaotic of goblins. Followers of Cong are often frowned upon by other ancestries, but most goblin tribes endorse these unbridled acts and get a good chuckle out of it. Many more goblins are punished for reacting badly to one of Cong’s followers (or Cong themself) than punishment toward those who carry out such pranks. This is mostly because Cong’s pranks are never done with the intention of harming other individuals, but rather for everyone else to get a big laugh out of it (though being goblins, the harmless intentions do not always translate into harmless acts).
Apart from causing mischief, Cong is a great fan of musical numbers, though their artistic sensibilities are notably goblin in nature. Followers of Cong make sure to detune their instruments or abuse them as hard as they can to make the most cacophonous noises possible. Their followers usually choose the path of the bard, even though their companions might not enjoy their presence. Congite adventurers are always hitting everything in their way with sticks to make percussive sounds on their journeys, trying their best to get others to join in.
Category Goblin GodsEdicts Make yourself known, make fun of the unsuspecting
Anathema React poorly or offensively to mischief, silence loud noises
Areas of Concern Cacophonies, mischief, tricks
Religious Symbol Pair of cymbals
Sacred Animal Mockingbird
Sacred Color(s) Red, white
Devotee Benefits
Divine Attribute Dexterity or Charisma
Divine Font harm or
healDivine Sanctification none
Divine Skill ThieveryFavored Weapon frying panDomains cities,
freedom,
luck,
trickery